Action/Adventure All aboard the SS Denial Auror Draco Malfoy Crookshanks will fight god or become him Draco Malfoy EWE Eventual Smut Explicit F/M Fanworks Forced Collaboration Graphic Depictions Of Violence HEA Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Healer Hermione Granger Hermione Granger Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy No first names we die like men Nuns POV Draco Malfoy Researcher Hermione Granger Romance Schrödinger's ethics Slow Burn Unresolved Sexual Tension do not look too closely at the plot you will only hurt yourself eroticised arithmancy graphic depictions of competent women human on mushroom violence late-stage pining misuse of whirlpool baths oblivious idiots reckless overuse of author's favourite tropes romcom scandalous ankle touching what is pining if not denial persevering